Office by Alex Penny
Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb
A place to let it all out! Go ahead get it off your chest and nobody will be the wiser. Whether you are the bug or the windshield you can share it here when you can't share it anywhere else.
Just go to the ask link on the left, type your comment, click anonymous and you are done. I will go in daily to release the comments.
My only request is that you don't post threats to other people or yourself.
Anonymous: I'm glad I'm sitting in my apartment alone on the night before my birthday. And I will be sitting alone in my apartment on my birthday too, because all of my roommates deserted me and left the city for the weekend. Fuck this, You are supposed to feel special on your birthday, not alone. The only person who has even mentioned my birthday so far is my mom and she is 2 hours away from me. But she can't come visit because she is taking a "mental health day." Why don't I have good friends. I'm not a bad person. I just don't understand.
Anonymous: why why why why why in the world would anyone ask for dieting or weight loss advice from somebody who openly admits to bingeing all the goddamn time? are you people really that dense?
Anonymous: No one cares about your stupid pyramid-scheme crap you're selling and no one wants to sell it with you. I'll follow your "business" on Facebook because I'm your friend, but I really couldn't care less about what you sell. Don't expect me to buy ANY of it. Ever.
Anonymous: ive started unfollowing people who dont have any selfcontrol whatsoever. i need people on my dash who are kickass people to inspire me to be better in my own goals. goodbye losers or should i say 'gainers'!
Anonymous: To you, WeightLossComedy Tumblr blog -- FUCK YOU.
Anonymous: There's nothing more annoying than going on Tumblr on Weigh-in Wednesdays. Good god.
Anonymous: Fuck you and your interest history. I see you looking at porn and Googling your ex. FUCK YOU.
Anonymous: Hey co-worker,
Shut the fuck up! Yes, we know you love Europe and that your parents are European. While that's all wonderful, you don't have to pronounce everything with an accent. You don't have to get excited anytime anyone mentions anything related to Europe. Get over yourself.
Anonymous: This goes out to all of you overweight weight loss bloggers: stop acting shocked or surprised when you GAIN WEIGHT at your next weigh-in when several days during the week you were binging on crap food and junk food. That's the same food that made you fat in the first place, yet you're SURPRISEEDDDD when you gain weight? Are you really that stupid? Quit yer damn bitching and commit to losing weight, or stfu.
Anonymous: I wish the tumblr staff would stop picking so many hipsters for their "staff picks." Tess Lynch, really?!? Just what the directory needs: another boring hipster fuck. *gag me*